The first person I'm going to start with is Me!

'Top Tens' are pretty clichéd and it's possible to spend years compiling the stupid things, But...


They are a simple and effective tool for me to -finally- figure out what I do and don't like: And why! To start with, I'm only going to post eight such lists. I thought these covered all the important stuff, but I'm already thinking 'What about the Top Ten biggest mistakes?' Ah well... There is a space left on the grid (was God telling me something all along?) so it's possible that a 'Best Cock-Up' list may be posted at a later date (28:11:05).

My Pet Hates My Favourite Ideas The Maddest Things
My Favourite Movies My Favourite Music 'Other' Stuff
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Number One The Internet - Never has so much, been accessible to so many, for so little. Okay, it's the Devil's greatest asset since religion, but... it's fun! See you in hell!

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God! - Some pissed-up aliens on a Galactic 'Club 180 to 3,000' package holiday to Earth decide to have a laugh at the expense of the locals... And you lot took it seriously!!!

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Number One Normality - 'Normality' is - Having the same diseases as one's neighbours. I don't - I have an entirely different set of thought patterns and am alergic to the shit in this planet's atmosphere.

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Number One Lord of the Rings - Extended trilogy. Why aren't all movies made like this! If only Liv Tyler and Miranda Otto... erm... bonded a bit more, it would have been perfect.

Number Two Pan's Labyrinth - Go and see it. Go and see it. Go and see it! Number Three
The Simpsons - An hilarious history of; comment on and prophesy for Mankind. God creates The Simsons in His quality-time, away from work.

Number Four Donny Darko - The first -almost- original idea for years. It's a retroactive ghost story in which Donny is haunted by a man he has yet to kill - A fabulous and fascinating movie. Number Five XX - XX Number Six XX - XX

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Number One Since I've been loving you - Led Zeppelin. With this song (specifically, the live version from 'The Song Remains the Same'), music reached a pinnacle of sublime excellence. It's been all 'down-hill' since!

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The Paranormal - In the last 4,500 years, Mankind has made some pretty astonishing discoveries. So, why is it, that a topic that just about everyone is fascinated with, is just about the only subject we still know nothing about - I don't get it.


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Friends for dinner.

Key.
1) Frank Abagnale Jr.. 2) Jimmy Page. 3) Oscar Wilde. 4) The Devil. 5) Felicity Kendal. 6) Suzanna Hamilton. 7) Robert Plant. 8) Miranda Otto. 9) God. 10) Dr. Emmett Brown. 11) Emilia Fox. 12) Helena Bonham-Carter. 13) Howard Marks. 14) Bruce Lee. 15) Tara Fitzgerald. 16) Jessica Parker. 17) Carol Vorderman. 18) Homer Simson. 19) Aleister Crowley.

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Number One Amsterdam - Nowhere else on this planet do I feel so at home: Or, rather, less homesick. Every sinful pleasure known to man has been given a 'Disney' make-over. Heaven, on Earth! Go there.

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